Eternally Hard

Bitch And Animal Eternally Hard Lyrics
1.Best cock on the block

it's two in the morning

my beeper's going off
i'm naked, i roll over
enough is enough
these bitches always calling me
morning, noon, and night
Gladys and Rhonda
Darlene, she is tight, right?

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
come over and try me, i am like no other
you like 'em big?
i got a GMC brand
you like 'em little?
i got a mini pickle
i aim to satisfy i aim to please
just give me some booty that i can squeeze

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

aw, shit! it's Darlene.
i know it by the code
i was supposed to be there an hour ago
she said, "baby, bring the big one"
but i left it with Brooke
my dick, it's like chick bait
one bite and they're hooked

so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted
got my eye right on her block
and i get distracted
slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her
she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
well, i need more man in my men
we could meet next week,
we could be great friends...."

no, no... see- i'm a lady lover
i'm a lady leaver
just one taste and you'll be a believer
so girl- take that
my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it

see i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world
i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world

so... i gotta go.
got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo

from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO

what can i say?
they can't stay away from the best cock
on the block todaaaaay


2.Traffic

this is the point

where the eye and I don't meet
this is the point
that spells defeat
i have watched your unlove
written like tabloids
i had to stumble on buying my food
there you were
unfolded in headlines and horror
i love all those bits of you
i love all those bits of you
on the hardwood floor
where the bird imitates our fighting
you put the golf show on
to avoid my crying
you cup your arm to care
where the hurt went in
and well, why does it hurt?
complications of leftover racisms
why does it hurt?
you start the road trip off with accusations
of why does it

feel like i've been run over in traffic
scratchin in the dust of someone's leavin
punches in my gut
oh look i'm bleeding
not for you, for me this time, this time
not for you, for me
this time

just for the record, there is no record
it's a problem
there is no "this is what you said"
that's already gone
all we have are our love
and our guts baby
all we have are our love
and our guts baby
they're all over the road

you don't know the difference
between anger and pissed off
one is doing and one is feeling
one is doing and one is feeling
and i'm feeling
i'm feeling

feels like i've been run over in traffic
scratchin at the dust of someone's leaving
punches in my gut
oh look i'm bleeding
not for you, for me this time, this time
not for you, for me
this time

i need to be healed
i need to be healed

just saying it does it
just smashing it crushes it
just loving it douses it

just saying it does it
just smashing it crushes it
just loving it douses it
just loving it douses it

feels like i been run over in traffic
scratching at the dust of someone leaving
punches in my gut
oh look- i'm bleeding
not for you, for me this time, this time
not for you, for me.
not for you, for me.